I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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