Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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