sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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