I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she peed on how many people?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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