Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
