She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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