Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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