sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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