I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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