we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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