i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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