So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
