Whod you bang
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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