I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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