i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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