Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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