Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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