It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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