If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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