So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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