More tranny stories later!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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