dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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