Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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