Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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