WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Boobs are out for the taking
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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