Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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