I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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