You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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