I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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