oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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