: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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