can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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