If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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