He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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