So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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