'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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