So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
