There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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