But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The air was thick with penises
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Randomize
