I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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