I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
