So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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