her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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