(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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