your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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