So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I need moral support for this bender
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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