He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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