just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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