it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
did you just send me my own nude
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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