what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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