Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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