smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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