Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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