no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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